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Most Of My Teachers When I Grew Up Were Like Older White Women. So, I Couldn't Really Channel Them.

I Strapped An Mp3 Player To One Of Those Floor-cleaning Robots. Call Him Dj Roomba - Little Guy Cruises Around And Plays Music. What's Hot, Dj Roomba!

When I Bet On Horses, I Never Lose. Why? I Bet On All The Horses.

When I'm Dating Someone, I Have A List Called My 'oh No Nos.' If A Woman Commits A Oh No No, It Can End The Relationship. Not Loving '90s R&b Music Is #3 On The Oh No Nos List. Girl Don't Even Know Who Ginuwine Is.

The Hardest Part About Rollerblading Is Telling Your Parents You're Gay.