What's The Point Of Being Young If

Children Ask Better Questions Than Adults. "may I Have A Cookie?" "why Is The Sky Blue?" And "what Does A Cow Say?" Are Far More Likely To Elicit A Cheerful Response Than "where's Your Manuscript?" "why Haven't You Called?" And "who's Your Lawyer?"

The Thing You Love Right Away, Don't Do It, Because That's The Very Thing That's Going To Be Your Addiction For The Rest Of Your Life.

Life Is Something To Do When You Can't Get To Sleep.

Any Child Who Cannot Do Long Division By Himself Does Not Deserve To Smoke.

I Hate Money. It Is Boring And It Is Arithmetic. The Two Things I Hate The Most.