What's The Good Of Being Stoical If

Small Successes Are Still Successes; Great Failures Are Still Failures.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

Even A Cow Creates Ambiguous Signifiers. The Moo Of Mystery.

Later Is Always My First Choice.

Why Is It Forbidden In New York To Acknowledge The Charm And Beauty Of Los Angeles?