Whatever We Do, Make Sure We Clean

I Never Thought Home Runs Were All That Exciting. I Still Think The Triple Is The Most Exciting Thing In Baseball. To Me, A Triple Is Like A Guy Taking The Ball On His 1-yard Line And Running 99 Yards For A Touchdown.

It Took Me Seventeen Years To Get Three Thousand Hits In Baseball. I Did It In One Afternoon On The Golf Course.

I Had Many, Many, Many Death Threats. I Couldn't Open Letters For A Long Time, Because They All Had To Be Opened By Either The Fbi Or Somebody.

I Never Smile When I Have A Bat In My Hands. That's When You've Got To Be Serious.

Sure, This Country Has A Black President, But When You Look At A Black President, President Obama Is Left With His Foot Stuck In The Mud From All Of The Republicans With The Way He's Treated. We Have Moved In The Right Direction, And There Have Been Improvements, But We Still Have A Long Ways To Go In The Country.