What You Need Is A Good Hoovering.

The Cure For Crime Is Not The Electric Chair, But The High Chair.

The Flames Of Freedom Which Were Lighted Across This Great Land Of Ours In Thomas Jefferson's Day Have Continued To Burn With An Intense And Magnetic Light For Nearly 200 Years. They Have Been Fed By The Spiritual Fuel Which Abounds Only In A Land Where An Abiding Faith In God And Recognition Of Him As The True Author Of Liberty Prevail.

Banks Are An Almost Irresistible Attraction For That Element Of Our Society Which Seeks Unearned Money.

The Individual Is Handicapped By Coming Face-to-face With A Conspiracy So Monstrous He Cannot Believe It Exists.

The Federal Bureau Of Investigation Has Been Requested To Assist In The Investigation Of Reported Sightings Of Flying Disks.