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The Proper Place To Eat Lobster ... Is In A Lobster Shack As Close To The Sea As Possible. There Is No Menu Card Because There Is Nothing Else To Eat Except Boiled Lobster With Melted Butter.

Praise Out Of Season, Or Tactlessly Bestowed, Can Freeze The Heart As Much As Blame.

Truth Is Always Exciting. Speak It, Then. Life Is Dull Without It.

We Send Missionaries To China So The Chinese Can Get To Heaven, But We Won't Let Them Into Our Country.

For Our Democracy Has Been Marred By Imperialism, And It Has Been Enlightened Only By Individual And Sporadic Efforts At Freedom.