What Surprises Me In Life Are Not

Whatever You Write About Me, Don't Make It Sad.

Every Actor. Every Director, Everybody Needs An Oscar. You Have To Have That Little Statue In Hollywood Or Else You Are Nothing.

Old Age - That's When A Woman Takes Vitamins A Through G, And Still Looks Like H.

I Think All Women Have A Certain Elegance About Them Which Is Destroyed When They Take Off Their Clothes.

Every Man I Knew Went To Bed With Gilda... And Woke Up With Me.