What I've Become Good At Is Bringing

I Can't Grow A Mustache. It's Pretty Sad If I Attempt To.

The Truth Is That I'm An Idiot. I Am. I Don't Do Things By The Rules Sometimes. I Say Things That I Probably Shouldn't Say. I Push Buttons. I Deserve To Be Made Fun Of. And I Feel Like, As Soon As You Can Make Fun Of Something, It Instantly Removes The Fear.

When I Was 13, I Had My First Job With My Dad Carrying Shingles Up To The Roof. And Then I Got A Job Washing Dishes At A Restaurant. And Then I Got A Job In A Grocery Store Deli. And Then I Got A Job In A Factory Sweeping Cheerio Dust Off The Ground.

People Are Most Shocked And Most In Disbelief That I Go To The Office Every Day. I Have A Job. When I'm Not Acting On A Movie, I Go To Work, First Thing In The Morning. I'm At Work At 8 O'clock In The Morning, And I Get Home From Work At 7 O'clock At Night. I Treat My Job Like A Job, And I Work At It. I Think People Would Probably Be Most Surprised, If I Ever Calculated Up The Number Of Hours I Work On An Average Week And Published That. If It Was Ever Documented, I Think People Would Be Shocked To Find Out.

The Reality Is That We Communicate With Every Part Of Our Being, And There Are Times When We Must Use It All. When Someone Needs Us, He Or She Needs All Of Us. There's No Text That Can Replace A Loving Touch When Someone We Love Is Hurting.