What Is The Use Of Living, If

The Length Of This Document Defends It Well Against The Risk Of Its Being Read.

My Most Brilliant Achievement Was My Ability To Be Able To Persuade My Wife To Marry Me.

I Remember When I Was A Child, Being Taken To The Celebrated Barnum's Circus, Which Contained An Exhibition Of Freaks And Monstrosities, But The Exhibit On The Program Which I Most Desired To See Was The One Described As ‘the Boneless Wonder’. My Parents Judged That The Spectacle Would Be Too Demoralizing And Revolting For My Youthful Eye And I Have Waited Fifty Years, To See The Boneless Wonder Sitting On The Treasury Bench.

No Hour Of Life Is Wasted That Is Spent In The Saddle.

If You Mean To Profit, Learn To Please.