What I'd Have Liked Would Have Been

What Does It Mean When A Person Is Such A Pacifist That They Get Shot? I Can Never Understand That.

There Is An Alternative To War. It's Staying In Bed And Growing Your Hair.

After The Beatles Came On The Scene Everyone Started Putting On A Liverpudlian Accent.

In Baby You're A Rich Man The Point Was, Stop Moaning, You're A Rich Man And We're All Rich, Heh Heh, Baby!

Look, I Wasn't Saying The Beatles Are Better Than God Or Jesus. I Said 'beatles' Because It's Easy For Me To Talk About Beatles. I Could Have Said Tv Or The Cinema, Motor Cars Or Anything Popular And I Would Have Gotten Away With It.