What I Really Love About The Playboy

If You're Not Seeing Each Other Anymore Because Things Are So Strained, And Your Only Communication Is A Weekly E-mail, And You're Wondering Which Medium Is Most Appropriate For Announcing Your Desire To Break Up - Guess What, You've Already Broken Up.

I Can Sit In Front Of The Tv And Watch An Old Romantic Film And Be Transfixed.

I'd Love To Teach A Self-defense Class For Ladies, Specifically About Running Away From Psychos In Masks Chasing Them With Chainsaws.

I'm Doing What I Love. I'm Enjoying The Perks Of The Job-the Travel. I Am Having A Great Time Being A Shape Shifter And I'm Really Getting A Kick Out Of It. I Love My Job.

I Don't Want To Be Labeled As One Thing Or Another. In The Past I've Had Successful Relationships With Men, And Now I'm In This Successful Relationship With A Woman. When It Comes To Love I Am Totally Open. And I Don't Want To Be Put Into A Category, As In "i'm This" Or "i'm That."