What I Promise To My Actors, And

What Is A Movie Star? It Is An Illusion. It Was Everything I Ever Wanted To Be, But It Became A Kind Of Shell, Non? It Was What Made Me Famous And Got Me Women. But It Wasn't Real.

If You Phone A Psychic And She Doesn't Answer The Phone Before It Rings, Hang Up.

I Love Challenges. If You Don't Have Any And Can Do Whatever You Want, Then It's Probably Time To Die.

I'm Not A Movie Star. I'm A Brand Name. Van Damme Is Like Levi's. I Go On Vacation, And Everywhere I Go, People Love Me For My Name, Not For My Movies.

I Am The Fred Astaire Of Karate.