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It Is 10 Years Since I Used Drugs Or Drank Alcohol And My Life Has Improved Immeasurably. I Have A Job, A House, A Cat, Good Friendships And Generally A Bright Outlook.

When I First Became Famous In The United Kingdom It Was Helpful Because It Meant There Wasn't A Spite Of 'this Bloke's A Drug Addict,' 'this Bloke F**ks All These Women' Because I Was Just Making Jokes About All Those Things Already, So It Made Me Some Kind Of Incorruptible Indefatigable, Indestructible Force.

It Was Crushingly Disappointing As A Fan Of The Simpsons To Discover That It's Just You In A Room Speaking Into A Microphone. I Thought I Was Going To Become Friends With Homer Simpson, But Unfortunately None Of Them Are Real.

The Priority Of Any Addict Is To Anaesthetise The Pain Of Living To Ease The Passage Of Day With Some Purchased Relief.

To This Day, I Feel A Fierce Warmth For Women That Have The Same Disregard For The Social Conventions Of Sexual Protocol As I Do. I Love It When I Meet A Woman And Her Sexuality Is Dancing Across Her Face, So It's Apparent That All We Need To Do Is Nod And Find A Cupboard.