What I Learned On The Road. Above

I Could Tell You Which Writer's Rhythms I Am Imitating. It's Not Exactly Plagiarism, It's Falling In Love With Good Language And Trying To Imitate It.

I Suppose I Was A Little Bit Of What Would Be Called Today A Nerd. I Didn't Have Girlfriends, And Really I Wasn't A Very Social Boy.

What You Need For Breakfast, They Say In East Tennessee, Is A Jug Of Good Corn Liquor, A Thick Steak And A Hound Dog. Then You Feed The Steak To The Dog.

The Greatest Thing You Can Do In Life Is To Tell A Young Boy Or Girl That They're 'the Very Best' At Something - Baseball, Reading, Art. That Gives Them The Wonderful Feeling That They Can Do Anything, Which They Can!

I Didn't Know What Narcissism Was Until I Beheld My Own Naricssus.