What God Hath Joined Together No Man

Better Never Than Late.

This Planet Is Obviously Being Used As An Insane Asylum By Other Planets.

I Never Accepted A Knighthood Because To Me, Is Honour Enough?

I Tell You That As Long As I Can Conceive Something Better Than Myself I Cannot Be Easy Unless I Am Striving To Bring It Into Existence Or Clearing The Way For It.

They Tell Me That So-and-so, Who Does Not Write Prefaces, Is No Charlatan. Well, I Am. I First Caught The Ear Of The British Public On A Cart In Hyde Park, To The Blaring Of Brass Bands,and This . . . Because . . . I Am A Natural-born Mountebank.