What, Ebay Isn't Good Enough For Us?

You're My Best Friend, My First And Only Love, And The Most Beautiful Girl I've Ever Seen

I'm Very Emotional. I Do Feel Stuff, For Better Or Worse.

I Have A Number Of Writers I Work With Regularly. I Write An Outline For A Book. The Outlines Are Very Specific About What Each Scene Is Supposed To Accomplish.

My Mom Had A Soft Heart After All! Instead Of Being Chained By Both Wrists, We Were Only Chained By One Ankle! I Mean, If I’d Been Looking For Proof That She Really Did Love Me, This Was It, Right?

How Could You Stop Loving Me?