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I've Long Been Against Illegal Aliens, Partly Because They Distract Us From An Even Bigger Threat: Real Aliens.

Senator Kerry Does Not Support Our Troops. If He Had Won The Election, There Wouldn't Be Any Troops Left In Iraq. President Bush, On The Other Hand, Has Given Our Troops An Opportunity To Fight Without End. That's Creating Jobs. In Fact, The President's Policies Helped Create 104 More Job Openings Last Month. Now Who's Stupid, Senator?

You Can Change The World. Please Don't Do That, Ok? Some Of Us Like The Way Things Are Going Now.

I Believed In Global Warming After Al Gore's Movie Made Money; The Market Had Spoken.

I Used To Play A Narcissistic-conservative Pundit. Now, I'm Just A Narcissist.