What Do Your Parents Know, About Surviving?

Never, Under Any Circumstances, Let The Virginian Wolfsnake Near A Typewriter.

The Thing You Hope Will Never Happen To You Might Just Happen To Someone Else Instead, Who Has Been Spending Their Life Dreading The Thing That Will Happen To You.

I Think Pirates, Like Astronauts, Particularly For A Boy, Are Always Kind Of Worth Thinking About.

Or Why You Are Wearing A Picture Of Santa Clause On You Shirts, But-” “it’s Herman Melville.

Dumping You Times Infinity. Still Not Enough.