What Do You Tell A Man With

I Spent Most Of My Dough On Booze, Broads And Boats And The Rest I Wasted.

I Got Halfway Through 'the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.' I Don't Get It At All. What's The Big Thrill? It's Boring.

My Most Important Piece Of Advice To All You Would-be Writers: When You Write, Try To Leave Out All The Parts Readers Skip.

I Don't Have Any Of The Modern Stuff. I Don't Have E-mail. I Don't Have A Computer!

Never Use The Words 'suddenly' Or 'all Hell Broke Loose.'