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A Tree Falls The Way It Leans. Be Careful The Way You Lean.

The Son Has Always Felt Like He Was A Footnote In One Of The Stories The Father Tells. The Father Is An Amazing Storyteller And One Of The Tales That He Tells Is How He Met His Wife.

I've Been To The Leaning Tower Of Pisa. It's A Tower, And It's Leaning. You Look At It, But Nothing Happens, So Then You Look For Someplace To Get A Sandwich.

Christmas Is A Good Excuse To Eat Everything.