What A Sad Business Is Being Funny!

I Remain Just One Thing, And One Thing Only - And That Is A Clown. It Places Me On A Far Higher Plane Than Any Politician.

In The Work Of The Greatest Geniuses, Humble Beginnings Will Reveal Themselves Somewhere, But One Cannot Trace The Slightest Sign Of Them In Shakespeare ... I Am Not Concerned With Who Wrote The Works Of Shakespeare ... But I Can Hardly Think It Was The Stratford Boy. Whoever Wrote Them Had An Aristocratic Attitude.

To Those Who Can Hear Me, I Say, Do Not Despair. The Misery That Is Now Upon Us Is But The Passing Of Greed, The Bitterness Of Men Who Fear The Way Of Human Progress.

All My Pictures Are Built Around The Idea Of Getting In Trouble And So Giving Me The Chance To Be Desperately Serious In My Attempt To Appear As A Normal Little Gentleman.

I Can't Understand Karl Marx, So How Can I Be A Communist?