What A Pity, When Christopher Colombus Discovered

[to Her Host Upon Leaving A Party:] Don't Think It Hasn't Been Charming, Because It Hasn't.

Haunted From My Early Youth By The Transitoriness And Pathos Of Life, I Was Aware That It Is Not Enough To Say "i Am Doing No Harm," I Ought To Be Testing Myself Daily, And Asking Myself What I Am Really Achieving.

My Dear Old Friend King George V Told Me He Would Never Have Died But For That Vile Doctor, Lord Dawson Of Penn.

The Announcement That You Are Going To Tell A Good Story (and The Chuckle That Precedes It) Is Always A Dangerous Opening.

She Spends Her Day Powdering Her Face Till She Looks Like A Bled Pig.