We're Called New Jersey But We're Actually

Kate Atkinson Is An Absolute Must-read. I Love Everything She Writes.

When I Was Seventeen, I Worked As A Counsellor At A Co-ed Sleep-away Camp For Eight Weeks. I Loved It But It Could Be Harrowing - It Was Far Too Much Responsibility For Someone My Age.

A Novel Is Like A Sausage. You Might Like The Final Taste But You Don't Want To See How It Was Made.

Amazing What We Can Self-rationalize When We Really Want Something

A Dancer On Break Approached Him. She Smiled. Each Tooth Was Angled In A Different Direction, As If Her Mouth Were The Masterwork Of A Mad Orthodontist. "hi," She Said. "hi." "you're Really Cute." "i Don't Have Any Money." She Spun And Walked Away. Ah, Romance.