We're All Bozos On The Bus, So

There's Always A Little Bit Of Heaven, Even In A Disaster Area.

Laughter Is The Valve On The Pressure Cooker Of Life. Either You Laugh And Suffer, Or You Got Your Beans Or Brains On The Ceiling.

I Was At The 1976 Republican Convention In Kansas City. I Was Running 'nobody For President' At The Time. I Printed Up These Press Releases And Handed Them Out To The Crowd At The Kemper Arena. 'nobody Keeps Campaign Promises.' 'nobody Lowers Your Taxes.' 'nobody Should Have That Much Power.' 'nobody Is In Washington Working For You.'

Good Morning! What We Have In Mind Is Breakfast In Bed For Four Hundred Thousand.

Anywhere I Hang My Heart Is Home... It's Just The Closet That Keeps Moving.