We're All Bozos On The Bus, So

Laughter Is The Valve On The Pressure Cooker Of Life.

You Aren't What You Eat - You Are What You Don't Poop.

The 90's Are The 60's Standing On Their Head.

Keep Your Sense Of Humor, My Friend; If You Don't Have A Sense Of Humor It Just Isn't Funny Anymore.

I Became A Clown When These Docs Came To The House In Berkeley And Asked Me To Come Cheer Up Kids. I'd Just Had My Third Spinal Fusion And I Was Looking For Something To Take My Mind Off The Pain I Was In.