Well, What Now? You Have No Job.

Lecturing Brooks Was As Useful As Lecturing A Cat.

This Is England," He Explained. "tell Someone It's A Procedure, And They'll Believe You. The Pointless Procedure Is One Of Our Great Natural Resources.

I May Have Been A Complete Lunatic, But I Was A Complete Lunatic With Manners.

I Don't Know If There Is Actually More Rain Here In England, Or If It Was Just That The Rain Seemed To Be So Deliberately Annoying. Every Drop Hit The Window With A Peevish "am I Bothering You? Does This Make You Cold And Wet? Oh, Sorry.

Quarrels Are A Natural Part Of Relationships. Making Up Is Always The Best Part.