Well Tended Garden Is Better Than A

Reporters No Longer Ask For Verification, Thus They Print Charges No Matter How Outlandish They May Seem, And Once Having Done That, When The Truth Comes Out, It's Buried In The Back Page Or Never Makes It On The Air At All.

Beware Of Averages. The Average Person Has One Breast And One Testicle.

A Nuclear-power Plant Is Infinitely Safer Than Eating, Because 300 People Choke To Death On Food Every Year.

Mankind Is Considered (by The Radical Environmentalists) The Lowest And The Meanest Of All Species And Is Blamed For Everything.

The Government Should Set A Goal For A Clean Environment But Not Mandate How That Goal Should Be Implemented.