Well, My Paper Has Asked Me To

How Can A Young Man Like To Wear A Beard?

They Call Them The Haunted Shores, These Stretches Of Devonshire And Cornwall And Ireland Which Rear Up Against The Westward Ocean. Mists Gather Here, And Sea Fog, And Eerie Stories. That's Not Because There Are More Ghosts Here Than In Other Places, Mind You. It's Just That People Who Live Hereabouts Are Strangely Aware Of Them.

Many Dogs Can Understand Almost Every Word Humans Say, While Humans Seldom Learn To Recognize More Than Half A Dozen Barks, If That. And Barks Are Only A Small Part Of The Dog Language. A Wagging Tail Can Mean So Many Things. Humans Know That It Means A Dog Is Pleased, But Not What A Dog Is Saying About His Pleasedness.

I Have Really Sinned. I Am Going To Pause Now, And Sit Here On The Mound Repenting In Deepest Shame.

I Like Seeing People When They Can't See Me.