Well, I'm British. I'm Proud To Be

I Am Quite Fussy About Clothes.

I May Be The Prat In The Hat, That's Cool, But I Drive An Aston Martin Db5.

I'm In This Absolutely Gorgeous Manor House With Acres Of Quite Beautiful Countryside. I've Got Trout In The River, An Organic Vegetable Garden, I've Got My Work 40 Yards From My Home. I Don't Mind Being Criticised, But Where Are They Criticising From? Which Hut Are They Criticising Me From, Exactly?

When I Listen To Radio 1 And Hear Five Different Tracks In A Row Using Old Disco Samples, Well That's Plagiarism, That's Taking Other People's Music.

Well, I'm British. I'm Proud To Be British And I Love This Country. I'm Going Nowhere.