Well, I Was Fourteen In Texas. But

Cosmetic Surgery Is Terrifying. It Never Looks Good. Those Women Look Weird. They Look In The Mirror And Think They Look Great, But They Don't See What We See. I Think It's Hideous. They Scare Small Children.

Earlier This Year I Had My Hair Feng-shuied.

I Love My Kids And Would Rather Be With Them Than Anyone In The Whole Wide World.

I Suppose They're Confident. I Think Younger Guys Love The Idea Of A Divorced Woman Who's Going To Teach Them How To Be A Man.

I Used To Hang Out With Salvador Dali A Lot. He Was Such A Nice Man. I Really Liked His Wife Gala, Too. People Say That She Was Tricky, But She Was Never Difficult With Me.