Well I Directed A Few Feature Length

When Nixon Died, On My Radio Show I Started Doing Sketches With Three Basic Conceits: One, There's A Place Called Heaven. Two, Nixon Got In. And Three, He's Still Taping.

[c. Montgomery] Burns Is Much Purer Evil Than Nixon Was. I Think It's The Purity Of His Evil That Attracts Me As A Comic Character.

If Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, Does Absolute Powerlessness Make You Pure?

I Always Used To Sit Next To Mel Blanc When We'd Do The Shows. When You Have Jack Benny On One Side And Mel Blanc On The Other, You're Not Going To Go Far Wrong.

I Was Never Into Candy And Games And Clowns.