Well, A Sort Of Epiphany: I Was

If You Were A Pretty Boy Pop Singer, It Would Wreck You, Growing Older

Human Progress Depends On Unreasonable People. Reasonable People Accept The World As They Meet It; Unreasonable People Persist In Trying To Change It. Well, I'm Bob And I'm An Unreasonable Person. And If Ted Is Anything, It Is The Olympics Of Unreasonable People.

Tell Me Why...... I Don't Like Mondays.

Actually, Today I Had To Defend The Bush Administration In France Again. They Refuse To Accept, Because Of Their Political Ideology, That He Has Actually Done More Than Any American President For Africa. But It's Empirically So.

Think. That's What We Need You To Do. Think.