Welcome To Chicago. This Town Stinks Like

Before You Can Steal Fire From The Gods You Gotta Be Able To Get Coffee For The Director.

The Audience Requires Not Information But Drama.

You Know, Young Actors Say All The Time, 'should I Use My Own Life Experience?' And My Response Is, 'what Choice Do You Have?'

In My Family, In The Days Prior To Television, We Liked To While Away The Evenings By Making Ourselves Miserable, Solely Based On Our Ability To Speak The Language Viciously.

There's Nothing In The World More Silent Than The Telephone The Morning After Everybody Pans Your Play. It Won't Ring From Room Service; Your Mother Won't Be Calling You. If The Phone Has Not Rung By 8 In The Morning, You're Dead.