Wealth Comes From Knowing What Others Do

Since I'm Known As A 'rich Person', I Feel I Have To Tip At Least $5 Each Time I Check My Coat. On Top Of That, I Would Have To Wear A Very Expensive Coat, And It Would Have To Be Insured. Added Up, Without A Topcoat I Save Over $20,000 A Year.

In Business We Cut Each Others' Throats, But Now And Then We Sit Around The Same Table And Behave-for The Sake Of The Ladies.

To Be Successful, Keep Looking Tanned, Live In An Elegant Building (even If You're In The Cellar), Be Seen In Smart Restaurants (even If You Only Nurse One Drink) And If You Borrow, Borrow Big.

Don't Worry About Your Physical Shortcomings. I Am No Greek God. Don't Get Too Much Sleep And Don't Tell Anybody Your Troubles. Appearances Count: Get A Sun Lamp To Keep You Looking As Though You Have Just Come Back From Somewhere Expensive: Maintain An Elegant Address Even If You Have To Live In The Attic. Never Nickel When Short Of Cash. Borrow Big, But Always Repay Promptly.

If Women Didn't Exist, All The Money In The World Would Have No Meaning.