We Want A Few Mad People Now.

Men Are Always Thinking That They Are Going To Do Something Grandly Wicked To Their Enemies; But When It Comes To The Point, Really Bad Men Are Just As Rare As Really Good Ones.

All Progress Is Due To The Unreasonable Person.

I Am Very Sorry, But I Cannot Learn Languages. I Have Tried Hard, Only To Find That Men Of Ordinary Capacity Can Learn Sanskrit In Less Time That It Takes Me To Buy A German Dictionary

The Greatest Thing In Life Is To Die Young - But Delay It As Long As Possible.

A Dinner! How Horrible! I Am To Be Made The Pretext For Killing All Those Wretched Animals And Birds, And Fish! Thank You For Nothing. Now If It Were To Be A Fast Instead Of A Feast; Say A Solemn Three Days' Abstention From Corpses In My Honour, I Could At Least Pretend To Believe That It Was Disinterested. Blood Sacrifices Are Not In My Line