We Think We’re In The Present, But

If Grass Were Legalized, It Would Help Our Drug Problem Enormously.

Because He Knows You Have To Laugh At The Things That Hurt You Just To Keep Yourself In Balance, Just To Keep The World From Running You Plumb Crazy. He Knows There's A Painful Side; He Knows My Thumb Smarts And His Girlfriend Has A Bruised Breast And The Doctor Is Losing His Glasses, But He Won't Let The Pain Blot Out The Humor No More'n He'll Let The Humor Blot Out The Pain.

He Who Marches Out Of Step Hears Another Drum

The Secret Of Being A Top-notch Con Man Is Being Able To Know What The Mark Wants, And How To Make Him Think He's Getting It.

If You're A Conservative, Why Aren't You Behind Conserving The Land?