We Take Refuge In Illness And Then

Austerity Causes Constipation; Excess, Diarrhea.

An Aphorism That Does Not Score Is Just One More Sentence.

The Past Goes Right On Pulling Me Apart, Though I Can Scarcely Remember The People Or The Issues.

Respectability Is Joining Chastity In The Museum Of Dead Issues.

I Win On My Merits; My Opponents Win By Cheating.