We Need Just Two Players To Be

We Need Three Kinds Of Pitching: Left-handed, Right-handed And Relief.

I'm Not Buddy-buddy With The Players. If They Need A Buddy, Let Them Buy A Dog.

If I Managed The Cubs, I'd Be An Alcoholic.

The Rules Are Changed Now, There's Not Any Way To Build A Team Today. It's Just How Much Money You Want To Spend. You Could Be The World Champions And Somebody Else Makes A Key Acquisition Or Two And You're Through.

You Sweat Out The Free Agent Thing In November, Then You Make The Trades In December. Then You Struggle To Sign The Guys Left In January, And In February I Get Down To Sewing All The New Numbers On The Uniforms.