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Sweat Is My Sanity. During The Campaign, The Days Never Went As Well If I Couldn't Get Out There And Sweat.

I Didn't Really Had A Good Answer, As So Often -- Is Me. But Then Somebody Sent Me The Other Day, Isaiah 49:16, And You Need To Go Home And Look It Up. Before You Look It Up, I'll Tell You What It Says Though. It Says, Hey, If It Was Good Enough For God, Scribbling On The Palm Of His Hand, It's Good Enough For Me, For Us. He Says, In That Passage, 'i Wrote Your Name On The Palm Of My Hand To Remember You,' And I'm Like, 'okay, I'm In Good Company.'

Well, If I Were In Charge, They Would Know That Waterboarding Is How We Baptize Terrorists.

I Used To Wonder If The Occasionally Rough Edges Of Politics Were Unique Here Under The Great North Star. But I Ventured Out A Bit This Past Year, And I Tell You That, As Partisan Quarrels Go, Ours Really Aren't So Bad.

Before I Became Governor Of The Great State Of Alaska, I Was Mayor Of My Hometown. And Since Our Opponents In This Presidential Election Seem To Look Down On That Experience, Let Me Explain To Them What The Job Involves. I Guess A Small-town Mayor Is Sort Of Like A 'community Organizer,' Except That You Have Actual Responsibilities.