We Must Work Earnestly In The Best

When Arguing With A Fool, Make Sure The Opponent Isn't Doing The Exact Same Thing.

We Should Be Too Big To Take Offense And Too Noble To Give It.

It Is Rather For Us Here Dedicated To The Great Task Remaining Before Us, That From These Honored Dead We Take Increased Devotion To That Cause For Which They Gave The Last Full Measure Of Devotion.

Why Don't I Drink From A Straw? Because Straws Are For Suckers.

If There Is Anything Which It Is The Duty Of The Whole People To Never Entrust To Any Hands But Their Own, That Thing Is The Preservation And Perpetuity Of Their Own Liberties And Institutions.