We Might As Well Die As To

All I Need To Make A Comedy Is A Park, A Policeman And A Pretty Girl.

My Prodigious Sin Was, And Still Is, Being A Non-conformist. Although I Am Not A Communist I Refused To Fall In Line By Hating Them.

I Don't Need Interesting Camera Angles, I Am Interesting.

To Truly Laugh, You Must Be Able To Take Your Pain, And Play With It!

I've Arrived At The Age Where A Platonic Friendship Can Be Sustained On The Highest Moral Plane.