We Must All Suffer From One Of

Honesty Is Always The Best Policy, Even When It's Not The Trend.

Life Is A Mission, Not A Career. A Career Is A Profession, A Mission Is A Cause. A Career Asks, What's In It For Me? A Mission Asks, How Can I Make A Difference?

Being Gentle Means Forgiving Yourself When You Mess Up. We Should Learn From Our Mistakes, But We Shouldn't Beat The Tar Out Of Ourselves Over Them. The Past Is Just That, Past. Learn What Went Wrong And Why. Make Amends If You Need To. Then Drop It And Move On.

Don't Let Your Pride Or A Lack Of Courage Stand In The Way Of Saying You're Sorry To People You May Have Offended.

My Dad Told Me That When I Was Born My Cheeks Were So Fat The Doctors Didn't Know Which End To Spank.