We Men Are Wretched Things.

The Outcome Of The War Is In Our Hands; The Outcome Of Words Is In The Council.

The Strong Must Protect The Sweet.

When A Woman Says Nothing's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong. And When A Woman Says Everything's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong! And When A Woman Says Something's Not Funny, You'd Better Not Laugh Your Ass Off!

My Wife's Not Some Doobie To Be Passed Around! I Took A Vow On Our Wedding Day To Bogart Her For Life.

True Friends Appear Less Moved Than Counterfeit.