We May Achieve Climate, But Weather Is

All Of Us Have To Be Prevaricators, Hypocrites, And Liars Every Day Of Our Lives; Otherwise The Social Structure Would Fall Into Pieces The First Day. We Must Act In One Another's Presence Just As We Must Wear Clothes. It Is For The Best

A Story With A Moral Appended Is Like The Bill Of A Mosquito. It Bores You, And Then Injects A Stinging Drop To Irritate Your Conscience.

It Was Beautiful And Simple, As Truly Great Swindles Are.

I've Got Some Of My Best Yarns From Park Benches, Lamp Posts And Newspaper Stands.

Those Whom We First Love We Seldom Marry