We May Achieve Climate, But Weather Is

Those Whom We First Love We Seldom Marry

You'd Think New York People Was All Wise; But No, They Can't Get A Chance To Learn. Every Thing's Too Compressed. Even The Hayseeds Are Bailed Hayseeds. But What Else Can You Expect From A Town That's Shut Off From The World By The Ocean On One Side And New Jersey On The Other?

Life Is Made Up Of Sobs, Sniffles, And Smiles, With Sniffles Predominating.

East Is East, And West Is San Francisco

There Is A Saying That No Man Has Tasted The Full Flavour Of Life Until He Has Known Poverty, Love And War. The Justness Of This Reflection Commends It To The Lover Of Condensed Philosophy. The Three Conditions Embrace About All There Is In Life Worth Knowing. A Surface Thinker Might Deem That Wealth Should Be Added To The List. Not So. When A Poor Man Finds A Long-hidden Quarter-dollar That Has Slipped Through A Rip Into His Vest Lining, He Sounds The Pleasure Of Life With A Deeper Plummet Than Any Millionaire Can Hope To Cast.