We Like Annoying People. It's A Manchester

The Charts Are Only Relevant When You're Top Of Them!

I Just Think Radiohead Are F-in' Miserable Bastards.

Just Because You Sell Lots Of Records It Doesn't Mean To Say You're Any Good. Look At Phil Collins.

I Like Being Famous. It Can Be A Bit Of A Pain But You Get Free Food In Restaurants And People Send You Clothes.

If You Don't Want To Be The Biggest Band In The World, You May As Well Pack It In.