We Laugh At That Which We Cannot

The Male Has More Teeth Than The Female In Mankind, And Sheep And Goats, And Swine. This Has Not Been Observed In Other Animals. Those Persons Which Have The Greatest Number Of Teeth Are The Longest Lived; Those Which Have Them Widely Separated, Smaller, And More Scattered, Are Generally More Short Lived.

The Soul Of Animals Is Characterized By Two Faculties, (a) The Faculty Of Discrimination Which Is The Work Of Thought And Sense, And (b) The Faculty Of Originating Local Movement.

Time Is The Measurable Unit Of Movement Concerning A Before And An After.

A Democracy Is A Government In The Hands Of Men Of Low Birth, No Property, And Vulgar Employments.

Happiness Is A Certain Activity Of Soul In Conformity With Perfect Goodness