We In America Have Some Grand Ideals

We Made A Plan At School To Meet In Her Garage And Kiss. It Was Like This Little Business Deal. I Kissed Her And Then I Ran Home

New Orleans Has A Real Spirit. It's The Most Authentic Of All American Cities.

I'm Gonna Design My Own Fleet Of Trailers. No! I'm Gonna Record An Album Like Jennifer Lopez. It'll Be An Acoustic Version Of K.c. And The Sunshine Band. Then Maybe I'll Design A Line Of Clothes Like Puff Daddy, But All In Synthetic Fur.

I'm Not A Big Proponent Of Happiness. I Think It's Highly Overrated. I Think Misery Is Underrated. There's So Much Value In That. You Can't Have One Without The Other.

A Man Inserted An 'ad' In The Classifieds: "wife Wanted". Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: "you Can Have Mine."