We Have Forty Million Reasons For Failure,

Oh East Is East And West Is West And Never The Twain Shall Meet.

Funny How The New Things Are The Old Things.

Satan Himself Can't Save A Woman Who Wears Thirty-shilling Corsets Under A Thirty-guinea Costume.

Till The Master Of All Good Workmen Shall Set Us To Work Anew.

Borrow Trouble For Yourself, If That's Your Nature, But Don't Lend It To Your Neighbours.