We Hate It When Our Friends Become

It's The Refuge For The Mentally Deficient. It's Made By Dull People For Dull People.

I Wish That Prince Charles Had Been Shot. I Think It Would Have Made The World A More Interesting Place.

Nothing Is Important, So People, Realising That, Should Get On With Their Lives, Go Mad, Take Their Clothes Off, Jump In The Canal, Jump Into One Of Those Supermarket Trolleys, Race Around The Supermarket And Steal Mars Bars And Kiss Kittens.

There Are Some Bad People On The Rise; They're Saving Their Own Skins By Ruining People's Lives.

Life Is A Very Serious Business For The Simple Reason That Nobody Dies Laughing.