We Don't Want To Go Back To

We Have Seen Pictures [of Mars] Where There There Are Canals, We Believe, And Water. If There Is Water, That Means There Is Oxygen. If Oxygen, That Means We Can Breathe.

Make No Mistake About It: Operation Desert Storm Truly Was A Victory Of Good Over Evil, Of Freedom Over Tyranny, Of Peace Over War.

I Should Have Caught The Mistake On That Spelling Bee Card. But As Mark Twain Once Said, `you Should Never Trust A Man Who Has Only One Way To Spell A Word'.

Murphy Brown Is Doing Better Than I Am. At Least She Knows She Still Has A Job Next Year.

Vietnam Is A Jungle. You Had Jungle Warfare. Kuwait, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, You Have Sand. [there Is No Need To Worry About A Protracted War Because] From A Historical Basis, Middle East Conflicts Do Not Last A Long Time.