We Do Not Advocate 'right To Life'

It's Time For The State Department To Permanently Change Its Official Policy To Allow All Members Of U.s. Citizens' Families - No Matter What Size They Are Or How Many Legs They Have - To Evacuate Together When Disaster Strikes.

Perhaps The Mere Idea Of Receiving A Nasty Missive Will Allow Animal Researchers To Empathize With Their Victims For The First Time In Their Lousy Careers. I Find It Small Wonder That The Laboratories Aren't All Burning To The Ground. If I Had More Guts, I'd Light A Match.

I Find That As I Get Older I Seem To Become More Of A Luddite... And Hearing Animal Experimenters Describe Me As A Luddite--which Used To Think I Was Not. And Now I Think Ned Lud Had The Right Idea And We Should Have Stopped All The Machinery Way Back When, And Learned To Live Simple Lives.

Real Nutrition Comes From Soybeans, Almonds, Rice, And Other Healthy Vegetable Sources, Not From A Cow's Udder.

Even Painless Research Is Fascism, Supremacism, Because The Act Of Confinement Is Traumatizing In Itself.